Madonna, Jesus, and the W Magazine Shoot
Madonna, Jesus, and the W Magazine Shoot
Whew - that was some weekend without the kids.
Fact: On their weekends without the kids, many divorced women aspire to sex.
Fact: Madonna is a divorced woman who spent her weekend without the kids...with three young studs...and had people take pictures. Al-righty then. Welcome to the gender reversal of sexual and monetary power.
This brings us to the latest issue of W magazine - "W" in this instance stands for WHEW! And Madonna, as always, has tongues wagging yet again. Hey, the woman is not boring even if some young stud's mother wants to knock her out.
Let me sum up this Madonna thing quickly as I see it.
She dropped off the kids with her husband for the weekend, then rushed home to quickly pack and hop a plane to the Maldives knowing three hot young studs were waiting for her.
She wore large dark glasses, wrapped a trench coat over her kick-ass body, and brought some new sensible but sexy lingerie. What, no bathing suit? Guess she wasn't planning on being outside much.
She arrives.
One of the three guys has irresistible blue eyes...and an eye-popping physique (see page 267; okay, then page 269).
She flips her lid. Lucky she brought the dark sunglasses.
Blame it on Rio......xx Madonna it says in pink script on the W cover.
It should have said, Blame it on hormones and the fact that I have a kick ass body and still feel 20.
Blame it on my weekend without the kids. Blame it on not wanting to waste all those hours working out for just anybody. Blame it on the fact I can't be doing this when I'm 90.
We've all heard the obnoxious line men sometimes use when a woman turns 40, right?
They've been heard to say, Great, now I can trade you in for two 20s. Impeccable math.
Okay, so what's the math on a 50-something woman divided by three 20-something men???
Madonna 50 has swept a hot blue eyed boy toy model off to make him a superstar. Trade off.
She's hot and she's a businesswoman.
Hard to refuse if you're Jesus. Even harder to explain to your parents if they are devout Evangelical Christians. Which is probably why he sent a text rather than risk that phone call, saying he was flying off with Madonna and wasn't coming home for Christmas.
If you're Jesus' 36 year old mother, or Jesus' 50 year old grandmother, you're likely freaking out vacillating between disgusted at the thought of your kid being corrupted by this older woman, and yet acknowledging that your son has probably hit an opportunity of a lifetime. Trade off.
With respect to Madonna, divorced women know it's not an easy transition going from being someone's mother one minute to being to being a bombshell sex symbol the next.
It's however an unspoken that when your inner bombshell is relased you try not to piss of someone else's mother. Is it a sin to covet thy neighbors son? Some say, not if you don't know the neighbor.
If it was my son....let's just say we'd be having a serious bicep to bicep discussion.
As always, ladies - I urge discretion on what I call the "under-over" age wise.
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