Five Phrases That Redefine Divorce
Five Phrases That Redefine Divorce
To Use and Amuse When Introducing Yourself
We're launching a contest called "Redefining Divorce," but I can't enter because I'm an employee — DARN!
I had visions of winning that $1,000 Spa Finder gift certificate and having 10 guys massage me at once. Oh well, good luck to the rest of you guys. In keeping with the theme though, I created the following:
"Five Phrases That Redefine Divorce" — To Use & Amuse When Introducing Yourself.
Here's how it works.
Imagine you are introducing yourself with an outstretched hand ready for a handshake.
Now pretend you're saying, "Hi, I'm so and so, and I'm divorced."
Now I want you to try the same thing again, but this time, choose any one of the phrases below and substitute it in place of the word "divorced."
Go ahead — try 'em all out and see which ones work best for you.
"Five Phrases That Redefine Divorce" — To Use & Amuse When Introducing Yourself:
1) Hi there I'm (your name) and I only make one side of my bed.
2) Hi there I'm (your name) and I accept invitations to celebrations — plus NONE.
3) Hi There I'm (your name) and I call somebody else's husband to hang a TV on the wall.
4) Hi there I'm (your name) and I stop at rest stops along a highway whenever I want to.
5) Hi there I'm (your name), a mom who goes out on dates and has more fun than my kid(s).
If these don't do the trick then just flip 'em your naked ring ringer.
Remember — Attitude is everything!
Debbie
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