The Divorced Women's Olympics
The Divorced Women's Olympics
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Imagine? YOU could take The Gold every time!
Inspired by the Olympics and delusional that I somehow can still get my body to look like those women's volleyball contenders, I was thinking...
There are so many things a divorced gal becomes proficient at by necessity — by herself — that there should be some way to get credit for it. Just maybe there should be some kind of Divorced Women's Olympics.
There would be global contenders.
Here are some divisions in which any one of you could take a medal:
Grocery Power Lifting
The Financial Balance Beam
She-Man Provider Competition
Single Mom Relay
Solo Wrestling With Yourself
Set the Table Tennis
Laundry Volleyball
Extreme Soul Searching
My favorite? The Divorce Decathalon!
"Heptathlon" actually is the proper word for the female version of this track and field competition, made up of these seven events: 100 meter hurdles, high jump, shot put, 200 meter sprint, long jump, javelin throw, and the 800 meter run.
As we all know, this sounds like a typical day BEFORE lunch.
The final event would be the "Late Life Luge"...jump on, hang on, close your eyes, say a prayer, take the ride of your life and hope you make it to the finish line in one piece.
The last one might take some extra practice but since you've got nothing to lose — you might as well Go For The Gold!
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