10. Wow, no wonder he named his company WorldWide Pants.
9. I've been in bed with Letterman many nights and never suspected a thing.
8. Guess no one was worried about "Staff"-infections.
7. Obviously he was willing to screw but not willing to be screwed.
6. Female staffers job decscription: schtick & schtup.
5. Two $$$ Million reasons to tell the truth.
4. Wonder who HIS top ten were?
3 Cant wait to see his Viagra doctor on CNN.
2. We'll never hear Paul Schaeffer play "Only You".
1. There's not going to be any sex this weekend in the Letterman house.