Botox rocks

Guest — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:14:51 -0400

:) So many of my girlfriends are afraid of it, but I keep telling them all the great benefits!!! As long as you don't over do it. Yay Esme

I dig your blog

Guest — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:31:30 -0400

it's real, funny and fresh. Keep it up.

agreed :)

Guest — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:27:08 -0400

I'm so happy to see someon writing about my life ~ and what Im going through. Muchas gracias miss schmir. xox, Mossy

Hilarious :)

Guest — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:38:58 -0400

Love this episode === xoxox, Jinlove

Episode 20: When To Kiss a Kennedy

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:48:28 -0400

Here's a question — if you were given the chance to marry the same person that you had married ten, fifteen, twenty-five years ago, would you? Would you be willing to re-live all that shit to end up where you are now? You would imagine that the obvious answer for someone like me would be "No." You would think that after prostitutes and porn (and pot and plagiarism — that's another story) that the answer would be clear. You would think that plain old infidelity would have put the toe tag on that corpse once and for all. But I have come to learn that there are no clear answers and that even when you think a corpse is good and dead, a body can be resurrected. And this is why.

It's the Botox. Seriously. Annabelle called me in a panic the other day saying she had just read how Botox can leak into your brain and she is going to need a lobotomy or at the very least some electroshock therapy to deal with the problem. I assured her she was over-reacting but then I heard someone on the Today Show talking about how Botox can move from the injection site into your central nervous system and I started to wonder. I know they say the stuff can take years off your age by paralyzing your facial muscles, but I started to think, if it can do that, what else can it do? Is it possible that Botox injected into a corpse can bring it back to life again? Dr. Frankenstein harnessed a lightening bolt to reanimate the dead. Can a plastic surgeon with a hypodermic be just as effective?

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Botox rocks

I dig your blog

agreed :)

Hilarious :)

Episode 20: When To Kiss a Kennedy