Top 10 Things You Can Love About Being Alone On Valentine's Day
Top 10 Things You Can Love About Being Alone On Valentine's Day
10) No one is going to ask you to model a G-String
9) You can call up all your old boyfriends "legally"
8) You can spare yourself a brain tumor trying to find a babysitter
7) You can buy your own flowers in the morning and get it over with
6) Nobody has time for a manicure/pedicure during the middle of the week anyway
5) You don't have to kill yourself looking for a bud vase
4) All the chocolate is yours.
3) It won't matter whether or not your cell phone has reception
2) You don't have to shave anything
And last but not least.........................................
1) You won't have to hide behind a planter at the hotel check in!!!!!

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