Pants Down E-mail

So I was on the phone with my friend the other day and she was on the Internet checking out a site. She asked me to look at it so I went over to my computer where I had my e-mail up and noticed that there was an e-mail from Levi, my ex, with no subject.

I opened it and there was no text in the body either, just an attachment. I opened the attachment and there was a picture of Levi with his pants down, and his penis hanging out! Seriously. I made this "AHHHHHH, oh my God sound," so naturally my friend was curious. I explained to her what happened, and forwarded her the e-mail. We were both hysterical! Why?! Why would he do that?

We were both trying to figure it out when she suggested that I should reply to it, stating that I was planning to forward it to his mother! I did. My reply was "Thanks! I've forwarded this to your mother, I'm sure she'd love to see you and your penis all grown up!" He replied instantly with, "Sorry that was for somebody else" and "You better not show that to my mother OR ANYONE ELSE."

I had two thoughts going through my mind: He's lying There is no "somebody else" and he meant to send the picture to me, but why? And two, there is a "somebody else" and he's spending his time e-mailing her (or possibly "him") pictures of himself with his pants down. I can't figure out which scenario is more pathetic.

Thanks for the laugh Levi, I needed it.