Where do I even start? I was all prepared to write something quick and funny about the latest Anne Heche drama — the whole lesbian, then not lesbian, then really not lesbian thing was going to feature prominently — and then BAM! I actually read the full article and I'm seriously ticked off.

Heche was married to Coley Laffoon, a cameraman. They split up after five years of marriage. Corey was just scraping by on $15,000 a month in alimony and child support but things have gotten tight and he needs more cash. He's now asking for $22,604. That's in U.S. dollars. Each month. Every month. Twelve times a year.

Laffoon claims this is a dramatic drop in lifestyle since the marriage ended.

I know the whole "starving children in Asia" thing is totally overdone. I know our heartstrings are being pulled just plenty this holiday season. But come on! They spend more a month on Baby Gap than many families of five spend on everything.

I am seriously losing my patience with this. Get a grip, celebrities. You're just not that hard done by.

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