Britney Spears is one busy chick. She's getting divorced, she's getting hospitalized, she's losing her kids. Now she's thinking about converting to Islam in order to marry her bodyguard, Adnan Ghalib. This would be her third marriage, and she just turned 26.

Where does she find the time?

Britney has apparently discussed running away Ghalib, getting herself a good plastic surgeon to drastically change her appearance, and even faking her own death. This is the same woman who went out to the mall with her new beau wearing her wedding dress from her previous wedding. Also the woman who briefly converted to Kabbalah because she wanted to be like Madonna.

According to Muslim tradition, Ghalib can marry whomever he wants — Muslim or otherwise — as long as he determines the religion in which the children are raised, but social pressure to marry within the faith is strong. I'm sure K-Fed's going to have a ball with this one.

Britney says what she has with Ghalib is the real deal. "He's the only one who understands me," she says.

Of that, my dearest Britney, we have no doubt.

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