Law Firm Unveils 60-Minute Divorce

Law Firm Unveils 60-Minute Divorce

We are a time's-a-wasting, clock's-a-ticking, early-bird worming nation of the NOW. We want hot meals delivered in 30 minutes. We want same-day, fast, free services. And we want quick-acting, maximum strength, immediate, Ahhh-so-soothing relief. Why wait when instant gratification is now the norm?

So why does the divorce process take so long? Maybe it doesn't have to.

Now what once took months to prepare and a ceremony of "honoring," "til deathing," and "I doing," The Brodsky Law Firm in New York City strives to undo in less than 60 minutes. What God or municipal county clerk hath joined, let Brodsky put asunder. As long as your divorce is uncontested, the process can be cheaper, easier, and with a $10 lunch voucher, more fulfilling.

This does raise a question, though: should the divorce process be faster and less drawn out? Like removing a band-aid, does faster mean less pain (or shorter time of more intense pain)? Well, maybe a quickie divorce is better for couples who don't have anything left but to move on. And for a starting fee of $299 (plus taxes and fees), this fast, relatively inexpensive option may be the recession-busting solution some unhappy couples are seeking.

If you find yourself on the more contentious side of the fence, however, perhaps taping up your knuckles for round four of "that 42-inch plasma TV was a gift, gosh dang it!", well, this option is not for you.