You think YOUR ex is ridiculous? What can you say about a marriage that began as a media circus with a bridal party that included Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor in slippers? A groom whose claims of heterosexuality were at best dubious, and a cringe inducing kiss that lasted almost as long as the marriage? Throw in allegations that the bride, nearly a foot shorter than the groom had the time to "batter him willfully about the face." What you have, surprisingly, is a reasonable and tasteful handling of the end of a marriage.
If these two can reach a settlement, then ANYONE can!
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