It's common knowledge that Norman and Evert are an item. But now Mill is saying that Norman stole Evert from him. It gets better. Mill claims he and Norman were close friends. His quote, circulating widely on the Web, is that up until a year and a half ago, he'd have "taken a bullet" for Norman.

Nothing like over dramatizing the already overly dramatic.

It's another blow to Norman's image. Last week, the Web was buzzing with stories about how he'd locked Laura out of their house and that he cut off her cash flow because she wouldn't sign their divorce settlement. To be fair, both sides agree that he's already given her $725,000 to use on legal fees, so Laura isn't exactly destitute.

But now Norman stands accused of stealing his best friend’s girl. Surely next week someone will accuse him of cross-dressing!