too funny

Guest — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:38:29 -0400

The imagery here is just too funny Alice. Thanks for sharing the harrowing, hair-plucking escapades. I hope the sex suddenly turns out to be the best ever!

Oh, believe me ...

Alice Brooks — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:14:38 -0400

Mine doesn't either. Not even a little.
-- Alice

the pics

Guest — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:38:09 -0400

im getting depressed looking at these pics my bottom doesnt look like that waxed or not lol !

Alice's Waxing Adventures: Part Three

Alice Brooks — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:00:00 -0400

Previously: Alice's friends challenge her no-wax stance.
Today: Alice succumbs:

I am lying on a narrow bed, naked from the waist down. Parts of me are bald that have not been bald since I was 12. Lena, a lovely young Bulgarian woman with fantastic hair, has been poking about in my personals for the past half hour, and now I am curled on my side, holding my asscheeks open as we discuss my teaching career.

This is not a situation I expected to find myself in without, say, dinner first.

Waxing is both more and less painful than I had imagined. The bits one would think would be the most sensitive are surprisingly hardy and the waxing is relatively painless. Surprising and awkward — but not painful. The anticipation is worse than the yanking, but I can't seem to stop anticipating.

The other bit, the visible bit, the bit I really didn't want to lose much of — holy fuck, does that hurt.

I have asked for this bit to remain relatively intact, not being a fan of the prepubescent/porn star look, but when Lena asks if I like the shape, I look down to see there's merely a Charlie Chaplin-esque little mustache sitting there.

"It's nice, yes?" she asks.

Other than my silly little pubic mustache, the experience wasn't bad. It's been a day now, and everything's looking good. Startlingly bald, but good.

I don't even feel like I've given in. I read Naomi Dunne's post about women changing their appearance when they get divorced. Lots of them, she says, seem to cut their hair. I'm just hopping on that bandwagon, right? It's perfectly normal.

This weekend we'll see if that thing about the sex is true. I'll be sure to keep you posted.

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too funny

Oh, believe me ...

the pics

Alice's Waxing Adventures: Part Three