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Is His

Guest — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:55:49 -0400

Profile any different from one who fabricates stories about their own life. For a blog

Bring it to court, but be

Guest — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:28:13 -0400

Bring it to court, but be forewarned-the judge might really not care. (My ex was getting high with one of our kids and his friends (over 18), didn't seem to matter. ) Especially if this info is on his dating profile, it's almost expected people will lie. Also, be careful ....you don't want to look like a bitter ex ('it's from his DATING profile' --- another sad, but typical stereotype pinned on us custodial moms.) More important - get a hold of his tax returns. First point to make is that your ex has not paid a dime in child support, and that you want his return and to have his salary garnished. If he answers with an attack on your character, then I'd pull out the dating profile. Also be prepared, this could, and probably will, take months. Good luck!

What a moron

Guest — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:43:50 -0400

The 'evidence' I have could never be shown to anyone, much less in court! But I just can't destroy it. I affirms the moron I was married to!

Literally laughing out loud!

Guest — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:03:39 -0400

Literally laughing out loud! It's truly incredible how someone can be that dense as to assist you into proving just how hideous he is! CM

What a Moron!

Faith Eggers — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:00:47 -0400

I have been holding back on showing everyone this, mostly because I used to be so thoroughly disgusted and humiliated by it. But today, I looked at it, and actually laughed.

That's when I decided to share it. I mean, who here doesn't need a good laugh, right? Here are the highlights:

He created this in October of 2006. I gave birth to our son in December of 2006. Nice guy, huh?

Okay, on with the laughs. For starters, I can't help but find it utterly hysterical, and somewhat pathetic that he chose the name Sexybeast0007. He could have done without the sexy, I will agree with him on the beast part, though. Next, he claims to be 39, yet he was 41 at the time; but then under the question "The best or worst lie I've ever told" he writes: I never lie.

Laugh on.

The fact that he says that he's single, and has brown hair, is notable, too, especially since he's bald — totally bald. Maybe his hair used to be brown? I guess that's up to his "lucky lady" to figure out.

The fact that he fails to mention that he has two children is disgusting.

Under "Why you should get to know me," you will truly understand, once and for all, what a narcissist this man is. In a paragraph of 30 words or less, I think he calls himself sexy and successful at least three times.

If after you've read all of this, and you've decided you have to date him, but you're upset because he calls himself "picky but worth it," have no fear: it appears that he doesn't have any real requirements for a woman...she just has to be between 22 and 35.

What a loser.

I'm bringing this to court with me. (I have the old version, where his picture was still up.) Mostly to prove that he considers himself to be a successful music and film agent, but also because he admits to using recreational drugs.

Yup, sometimes Levi is a giant moron. Laugh on.