Episode 18: Missionary Position

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:22:38 -0400

I was going to call the Concubine. I meant to do it right away, before I chickened out, or lost focus, or got strep throat courtesy of Roo's germy school classmates. I was going to call her before I remembered that she had once been my really good friend who I swapped shoes with (pre the Saks Laboutin incident), before I remembered that one night, when I was out of town promoting my comic creation Willa the Tail Girl, she had shed her Agent Provocateur cami in front of my fetish happy husband. I was going to call her because Jeffrey spent one hundred grand putting his penis into hookers. I was really going to call her because I may be many things (kind of like Sally Field in Sybil), but I am not a girl who wants even the ex-friend who blew her husband to get some pestilence-like centuries-old disease. I was going to call her but one thing happened, and then another (pipes burst, aforementioned strep throat, Raoul taking an unannounced three week vacation and leaving ripped up linoleum in my kitchen) and then before you know it, it was Easter.

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Episode 18: Missionary Position