Really- is there ANYTHING

Guest — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:41:49 -0400

Really- is there ANYTHING ELSE to report on? ANYTHING at all!

so sad

Guest — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:36:51 -0400

Its so sad, pathetic and tragic. If this were anyone else.....I mean, this IS lots of other people, but this poor girl can't stay out of the media. Has anyone thought that perhaps she's postpartum...and acting a little nutty!?

Britney Has "Parenting Issues"

Rianne Walker — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:00:00 -0400

We've said it before, and we'll say it again: Britney has gone off the deep end.

Last week, we reported that everyone from her mother to her manager are running for the hills. Now, Britney Spears has fired her old new-lawyers and gotten a new new-lawyer. Marci Levine didn't even last a week.

According to Access Hollywood, Britney will now be represented by Sorrell Trope, well known for representing Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman. That is, until next week, when he'll likely be jumping for cover as well.

As if the lawyerpalooza wasn't enough, it's also been reported that Spears is ignoring the court orders handed down last week. Commissioner Scott Gordon ordered that nether Spears or ex-husband Kevin Federline is permitted to consume alcohol or drugs around the children, or for twelve hours before picking them up. Spears was seen out partying the same night — presumably, a slap in the face to the already agitated judge.

Additionally, Spears must submit to twice-weekly random drug and alcohol screenings, due to what the Court called "habitual, frequent and continuous" drug and alcohol abuse.

Apparently, the judge is very concerned someone will figure out that Spears is higher than the space shuttle. The court ordered all test results sealed, that they can't be faxed to the court, and that anyone distributing them without Court permission will be fined $2,500. Oh gee, now we'll never know.

Spears also has to undergo various types of counseling, including eight hours of parenting classes per week, and individual counseling to address "parenting issues." We think it'd be helpful if they also ordered her into fashion counseling, and perhaps some time with a personal trainer.

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Really- is there ANYTHING

so sad

Britney Has "Parenting Issues"