We're launching a contest called "Redefining Divorce," but I can't enter because I'm an employee — DARN!

I had visions of winning that $1,000 Spa Finder gift certificate and having 10 guys massage me at once. Oh well, good luck to the rest of you guys. In keeping with the theme though, I created the following:

"Five Phrases That Redefine Divorce" —  To Use & Amuse When Introducing Yourself.

Here's how it works.

Imagine you are introducing yourself with an outstretched hand ready for a handshake.

Now pretend you're saying, "Hi, I'm so and so, and I'm divorced."

Now I want you to try the same thing again, but this time, choose any one of the phrases below and substitute it in place of the word "divorced."

Go ahead — try 'em all out and see which ones work best for you.

"Five Phrases That Redefine Divorce" — To Use & Amuse When Introducing Yourself:

1) Hi there I'm (your name) and I only make one side of my bed.

2) Hi there I'm (your name) and I accept invitations to celebrations — plus NONE.

3) Hi There I'm (your name) and I call somebody else's husband to hang a TV on the wall.

4) Hi there I'm (your name) and I stop at rest stops along a highway whenever I want to.

5) Hi there I'm (your name), a mom who goes out on dates and has more fun than my kid(s).

If these don't do the trick then just flip 'em your naked ring ringer.

Remember — Attitude is everything!
Debbie