10 Things Divorced Women Can Love About Valentine's Day

10 Things Divorced Women Can Love About Valentine's Day

Posted to House Bloggers by Debbie Nigro on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:20pm

If Vanity Fair can re-use a 2007 Obama Cover for their March 2009 issue, I’m giving myself permission to re-use my Top 10 List that I wrote in 2008. Like Obama, it’s still timely.

The Top 10 things Divorced Women can love about being alone on Valentine's Day

Think Valentine's Day is going to be a big drag? Think again. There are a few advantages...!

10. No one is going to ask you to model a G String

9. You can call up all your old boyfriends "legally"

8.  You can spare yourself a brain tumor trying to find a babysitter

7.  You can  buy your own flowers in the morning and get it over with

6.   You can blow off your manicure/pedicure

5.   You don't have to kill yourself looking for a bud vase

4.   All the chocolate is yours.

3.   It won't matter whether or not your cell phone has reception

2.   You don't have to shave anything

 And last but not least...

1.  You won't have to hide behind a planter at the hotel check in!!!!!

Love,

Debbie Nigro