Think Valentine's Day is going to be a big drag? Think again. There are a few advantages...!

#1 You won't have to hide behind a planter at the hotel check in.

#2 You don't have to shave anything.

#3 It won't matter whether or not your cell phone has reception.

#4 All the chocolate is yours.

#5 You don't have to kill yourself looking for a bud vase.

#6 Nobody has time for a manicure/pedicure during the middle of the week anyway.

#7 You can buy your own flowers in the morning and get it over with.

#8 You can spare yourself a brain tumor trying to find a babysitter.

#9 You can call up all your old boyfriends "legally".

#10 No one is going to ask you to model a G-String.

Love,

Debbie Nigro, First Wives World's Chief Executive Girlfriend